“How is he today?” John laid each computer out on the secretary’s desk, opened the red one and tuned it to the local CCTV. “Never mind, I see for myself.”
“Understood…” the secretary replied. “Hank Fletch said he wanted to see you.”
“Hank Fletch?”“He’s a psychologist. When can you fit him in?”
“Fit him in! Haha.”
“What?”
In 2076, ‘fit him in’ meant to fuck a man. Of course, secretaries were not bred to understand these things. Secretaries were specialised in their field of work, and it was a beautiful thing, that. In fact, anyone who has ever seen a secretary working,
particularly a female secretary, understands better than most the true necessity for genetic specialisation in this world.
“Oh. It’s just that ‘fit him in’ rather means ‘to fuck a man’, nowadays.”
“Does it?”
“Well of course! Come on, woman.”
“I think I’d rather not.”
John tapped his foot busily; the room buzzed with a little anticipation. “So I think I’ll-”
“Does it really man that?”
“In certain circles,” he said elusively.
“Circles! Haha.”
“What?”
“Oh; it’s just that…yeah- circles, circles means ’to fuck a man’ nowadays. Yeah. Haha.”
“What?”
“Yeah, in the-”
“Listen, I think you misunderstand. Okay? I think you are misunderstanding the idea.” He said to her.
Bitterly she said, “Why is it good when you say it and it’s bad when I say it?”
“It’s not bad; I don’t th- I just think you’re-”
“Goddamnit.”
“Goddamn you. I’ll see you later.” Man, I would love to fuck her, he thought.
Thursday 12 March 2009
My Penis
My Penis
By Timothy Wilkinson
Helo
I wold like to tell you all a storie about my penis. My penis is called chompy and he is very funny. I take my penis everyday for walks and he always chases the rabbits. Sometimes my penis is naughty tho because he jump up at people and i say 'down, down, chompy' to make him stop. Me and mi penis go together on lots of adventures and we ar best friends. Ther ar some bad parts to looking after a penis tho as I always have to clean up after my penis when out and about and sometimes evn inside! I hav just rembered that i ment to say dog
By Timothy Wilkinson
Helo
I wold like to tell you all a storie about my penis. My penis is called chompy and he is very funny. I take my penis everyday for walks and he always chases the rabbits. Sometimes my penis is naughty tho because he jump up at people and i say 'down, down, chompy' to make him stop. Me and mi penis go together on lots of adventures and we ar best friends. Ther ar some bad parts to looking after a penis tho as I always have to clean up after my penis when out and about and sometimes evn inside! I hav just rembered that i ment to say dog
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