Introduction to The Sandstone Epi-Tome

'The Sandstone Epi-Tome details the origin story of a delicate, far-future world, significantly more innocent than our own.'

UNUS1 (PREMIERE PASSAGEM):
Of course, one wonders in the primi at a title such as zot!- howavyer, it's siphoned that in a Passagem there be one Gem, and they belonging to each sweetly without despert.
Lo, let us beginneth...much stalling has already woed herm; (-ahoed werm!?) and a poem waiteth to be commenced:
Li, see, a broached malfestinence
That I am roved to eat
Claw, raw, in filched carvendinance
That rawks and hooks go plead
Preast, we are the dead man
We are churned and breeding savages
As longing time will changeth me
Thus are all its ravages.
Thus are all its ravages.

-the Keeper
Theretwus and Thankstyou; on Keeper printings. That extrunct was solicted for its breftyose and exprensive qualities that lend theirselves to the volume. An overall studage of all Keeper might thennywhere negaped and deparle any heap of vim from you- so the Unus explains. In looong, coursly.
Thome writings of Keeper are of such manythings and many suchthings; things of such muchness and of so many thingnesses; in so grand a manyness, so delicate a gorgeousness in every part, plain and inkled inking; what is found is found and found again without self-reverence or cause for buttleshockling or overplaintivity, but dark playfulness, and man-shy loving, for in a poet's death none knows in what refectory sweet joy lay...and lo it makest all of us everyone sad, for we are unredeemed by he, and forevvytime blessed.
And Yea together his wordings we all did choose: The Keeper's ninth, 'a broached malfestinence, in filched carvendinence', (REF) for it outbouches of omn we knew and omn we shan't for misgivens from the end; we are sancried on our knees to have his speaking.
As'tis an edited 'gem preceding the troubly thing of beautiful lasthist, we forgo largery. Now come, come, let's curro curro to its first verbal.